Remember this? Oops I lied. Not on purpose mind you! Trick is on us. The little guys grew up into Leaf Footed Bugs! Ack! They poke holes in tomatoes! This is completely unacceptable. No one messes with my homegrown tomatoes. NO ONE! I read a suggestion online to suck them up with a cordless dirt vac and dump them into a bucket of soapy water. You can also just pluck them off but because I falsely informed my family they were the good assassin bugs- we didn't bother and they have multiplied. As of yet- they don't seem to have eaten any fruit or tomatoes. But they have to go regardless.
To Be Continued... With photos of us vacuuming our tomatoes. Alternate title: The many ways to freak your neighbors out.
Also, I totally could have made up the name leaf footed bug. I mean really. It is so obvious.